There’s a current mini-trend on Facebook (ooh look at me following a trend on Arsebook) where you have to list out 30 specific songs over 30 days depending on the day e.g. on day 3, write down a song that makes you happy. Instead of clogging my Wall like how a Malboro smoker destroys 99.9% of coin surfaces with Cilit Bang, I’ll do it within 30 seconds (realistically, 30 minutes…).
Your Favorite Song
Ultraviolet (Light My Way) – U2. Contradictions; throwaway chorus mixed with devastating verses. Plus it comes with a laser suit.
Your Least Favorite Song
Baby – Justin Bieber. If you listen to the song above, you can probably tell why I hate that song and him so much. The mega douche also decided to steal the colour purple too.
A Song That Makes You Happy
Yellow – Coldplay. I will regret this choice later.
A Song That Makes You Sad
Blue Skies – Noah & the Whale. The thought of me sad is somewhat impossible though.
A Song That Reminds You of Someone
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen. The amount of times me and friends have tried to make a parody.
A Song That Reminds You of Somewhere
Strawberry Fields Forever – The Beatles. That unnamed garden owned by The National Trust. Still looking for it…
A Song That Reminds You of A Certain Event
Space Oddity – David Bowie. Wembley Stadium. 14th August 2009. A space station….
A Song That You Know All the Words To
The Homework Song – Arthur. It’s so epic that I advise you to WATCH IT NOW.
A Song That You Can Dance To
Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand. Never gets old.
A Song That Makes You Fall Asleep
Transmitter – Daniel Lanois. Note that it’s an instrumental.
A Song From Your Favourite Band
Mofo – U2. You’d think they’re one dimensional….
A Song From A Band You Hate
Rockstar – Nickelback. Now these guys are one dimensional.
A Song That Is A Guilty Pleasure
Take On Me – A-Ha. You’ve all tried singing the high notes.
A Song That No One Would Expect You To Love
F*** You – Cee Lo Green. See ‘A Song That You Used To Love But Now Hate’.
A Song That Describes You
Zooropa – U2. Weird, electronic, six and half minutes long and lyrics that have slogans (product placement!).
A Song That You Used To Love But Now Hate
F*** You – Cee Lo Green. Please. Stop. Playing. That. Song.
A Song That You Hear Often On the Radio
Sex On Fire – Kings of Leon. I shall repeat the statement above: Please. Stop. Playing. That. Song.
A Song That You Wish You Heard On the Radio
15 Step – Radiohead. Just for the surprise adrenaline.
A Song From Your Favourite Album
Mysterious Ways – U2, Achtung Baby (1991). The definition of total reinvention and irony.
A Song That You Listen To When You’re Angry
Superman – Stereophonics. They sound cynical. I like.
A Song That You Listen To When You’re Happy
Before I Fall To Pieces – Razorlight. I shall sing this song…before I literally fall to pieces.
A Song You Listen To When You’re Sad
The First Days of Spring – Noah and the Whale. I prefer to play this on a awesome summers day than on a sad day.
A Song That You Want To Play At Your Wedding
One Love – Bob Marley. THROWING A CURVEBALL.
A Song That You Want To Play At Your Funeral
Resurrection – The Temper Trap. Worth a shot, right?
A Song That Makes You Laugh
Jenny – Flight of the Conchords. Communication failure at its best.
A Song You Can Play On An Instrument
A Song You Wish You Can Play
Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac. Loads of songs to choose from but I choose this one because of my rediscovery of their album Rumours.
A Song That Makes You Feel Guilty
Neon Bible – Arcade Fire. Don’t ask….
A Song From Your Childhood
Can We Fix It – Bob the Builder. Dear Jaysus. Oh dear Jaysus.
Your Favourite Song At This Time Last Year
Erm, I actually don’t know.
‘Til next time,